A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
by guru July 17, 2003
A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
by Pamela March 03, 2005
by whayyyy November 02, 2011
by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003
A male or female, who thinks there hot (but there not). Thinks they are top shit and are good at everything. News for them..... theyre up themselves. They are probably inbread and usually have divorced parents. Or have a parent with an alcohol or drug problem.
The fucking Quiche walked in strutting her Bcup and fat thighs around the room.....We all laughed behind her back.
by Jeremy Heslop March 06, 2008
Making a quiche is used to describe sex, often furries will say this to encourage other furries to start g thing sexual, or to plan sex at a later date.
It entails any amount of strange sexual moves, such as inserting a quiche into another’s ass, an act sometimes known as quiching. It can also entail other strange activities, such as choking, role play, and biting, which furries are often known to do.
It entails any amount of strange sexual moves, such as inserting a quiche into another’s ass, an act sometimes known as quiching. It can also entail other strange activities, such as choking, role play, and biting, which furries are often known to do.
Furry one: “hey buddy, how about we go make a quiche at my house later?”
Furry two: “totally! I’m so excited :3”
Making a quiche: a set of words used by furries to hint at or ask for sex.
Furry two: “totally! I’m so excited :3”
Making a quiche: a set of words used by furries to hint at or ask for sex.
by Furry fighter December 24, 2018
by Monsterbitch March 04, 2014