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Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related
by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021
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Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.
"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."
by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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Quakering blowjob

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.
Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.
by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018
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Quaker Nickel

A long passionate kiss with someone you are extremely sexually attracted too but not yet in a full relationship with
He gave her a quaker nickel at the end of their first date
by Sweet Juls August 24, 2009
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Quakered

I'm so fucking quakered rn bro
by pandas99872 January 25, 2023
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