by the duck lord October 6, 2003

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related
by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.
"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"
"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."
"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."
by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.
Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.
by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018

A long passionate kiss with someone you are extremely sexually attracted too but not yet in a full relationship with
by Sweet Juls August 24, 2009

by pandas99872 January 25, 2023
