Girl: mom I'm a prostitute
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
Mom: oh no! Well did you at least get money
Girl: no I got bacon
Mom: oh that's a relief, because it's not prostitution if you pay them in bacon
Girl: yay I'm not a prostitute then
by ~:^) April 10, 2014
by Fanchero May 14, 2009
A woman (or occasionally man) who started out looking for love, gave up on love after being used too often and now lets people sleep with her/him for money and or other "favors", sometimes gains feelings of empowerment from this (though usually not - there's always some hotter b**** trying to hate on or disrespect), and can still manage to hold up his/her head because they've seen how low humanity can sink. After all, it takes two to tangle, and a prostitute's seen more than two...
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
The sort of woman some men appreciate, but for less than a night.
"Man, with the way Lorna hangs around, you'd think she were your prostitute."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
"I keep her low. Outside the bedroom, I don't even give her the time of day."
by Soda1234 February 08, 2009
by Godfather September 01, 2004
Noun: A person, usually a female or homosexual, that is a complete and utter filthy skank that has or has had diseases or is BOUND to have a disease due to his/her/it's promiscuous behavior.
Adverb: Used to describe an affliction that's very common in hookstitutes, skankstitutes, skunts, whores and myriad types of harlots
Adverb: Used to describe an affliction that's very common in hookstitutes, skankstitutes, skunts, whores and myriad types of harlots
Crackers: What up prostitutitis?
Platanera: Nothing much nagger
Crackers: Damn son, look at that hoe, don't tell me you be messin 'round with that bitch. She gots that prostitutitis you know.
Platanera: Nothing much nagger
Crackers: Damn son, look at that hoe, don't tell me you be messin 'round with that bitch. She gots that prostitutitis you know.
by Hexs_Vice January 20, 2009
A person who sometimes have to just to pay the bills.Someone may have been wanting to have sex with you and you are not attracted to them and you'll be like well break me off .
a single parent whom can 't provide will prostitute by any means necessary to provide. I know you may be like get a job but it's not as easy when you have no skills, no high school diploma
by foru2envy January 20, 2008
1. A whore who sells herself for money, mainly on a corner.
2. A person carrying many STD's
3. Someone who will pleasure another human for money
4. A girl who needs a PIMP to tell her what to do.
2. A person carrying many STD's
3. Someone who will pleasure another human for money
4. A girl who needs a PIMP to tell her what to do.
Hey Rebecca, Do you see that girl macy over there on the corner giving that guy head? He's paying her 20 bucks!!!.. She's a TOTAL prostitute.
by MeofChorse November 25, 2005