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Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you
Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast
by Mr KJ May 24, 2016
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The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.
Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.
by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021
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Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.
Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"
by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013
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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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white protective layer

The layer of build up that forms on your teeth after not brushing them for an extended period of time that protects your teeth from such things as plaque, coffee stains, and kisses from the oppisite sex.
The white protective layer on Matt's teeth is pretty nasty.
by Jesse He September 11, 2006
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obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007
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productivity

The ability to make cake balls while you could be doing something else, especially when they're for people. The world will not judge if you make cake balls. The world cannot judge cake balls or the art of making them.
My productivity today was impeccable.
by Master Toda December 1, 2014
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