Willing to sell bath water, promises head but never delivers.
A PokéThott will gladly drains you of stardust, shinys, and legendary pokémon.
With nothing more than a bit of cleavage and a flutter of her eye lids. And doing the bite on the lip thing - while saying “Ooo what a big Blastoise you have”
A PokéThott will gladly drains you of stardust, shinys, and legendary pokémon.
With nothing more than a bit of cleavage and a flutter of her eye lids. And doing the bite on the lip thing - while saying “Ooo what a big Blastoise you have”
Pokemon player 1 “Hey you know Stacey from the Poké messenger group?”
Pokemon player 2 - “yeah she’s kinda cute”
Pokemon player No1“She offered me a handjob for a Staru”
Pokemon player 2 “nah bro, she’s a PokéThott, I bet she offered you some bath water too?”
Pokemon player 1 “how did you know”
Pokemon player 2 “she’s a PokéThott bro”
Pokemon player 2 - “yeah she’s kinda cute”
Pokemon player No1“She offered me a handjob for a Staru”
Pokemon player 2 “nah bro, she’s a PokéThott, I bet she offered you some bath water too?”
Pokemon player 1 “how did you know”
Pokemon player 2 “she’s a PokéThott bro”
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Get the pokèhuzz mug.According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').
Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -
Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.
Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.
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