Palestine

It's a country not classified as a country. The people have separate IDs/Passports from the Israelis. There are areas where only Palestinians can go and then there are areas where only Israelis can go. There's a giant wall separating the two countries. If you want to cross over, you have to show your documents and they, the officials, can either let you in or send you back. There's a border (thanks to the wall), there's a separate government (even if it's not exactly the ideal one), it's a separate nationality. In my opinion that makes it a separate nation.

Palestine should be considered it's own country independent of any outside governments.

by Runna B August 16, 2006

plans

u make plans with you frinds last minute

friend-hey lets make plans for tomorrow
me-k

by XOXO, IG May 31, 2019

Poor Places

A song from the Wilco album "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot" that contains recordings from shockwave radios that were used to communicate with spies. The spy recordings would later get Wilco sued.

John was upset after Wilco did not play any shockwave radio recordings in their live performence of "Poor Places."

by Holy God of Frank November 11, 2008

lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.

Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?

by ASPG February 28, 2009

wet pales

A way in which marijuana is smoked. Originated from the bros at Lockerby Composite Secondary School, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.

The nug is packed in a socket that is inserted on the cap of a water bottle, then you put 1-4 holes on the bottom of the bottle and, put it in a set filled with water. Once the "Pail set" is ready you slowly lift the bottle out of the water while lighting the marijuana.

me and my bros are gonna go hit wet pales and get baked

by fatwetpales January 20, 2012

Palestine

A very small town in east texas.Fondly reffered to by younger natives as P-town. The population mainly consists of rednecks who listen to rap and pat green, drink beer, and smoke shit weed. There are two school's in P-town- Palestine ISD and Westwood ISD. The reasoning behind this has yet to be discovered. The highlights of P-town include a Wal-Mart supercenter, El-Torro's (a "mexican" food restaurant), over 100 churches, some prisons, the annual Hot Pepper Festival, Hard Hat Harry-everyone's favorite homeless guy, and Adrian Peterson. Most people will drive through this town sooner or later, so if you happen to come across it.. don't stop or get out of your car.

I hate Palestine.

Man, I really fucking hate Palestine!

I can't wait to get out of Palestine.

I love Palestine and I am also very stupid. That explains why.

by oh, you know who May 13, 2005

best laid plans

The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"

This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"

"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.

Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.

Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!

by fronkzippo July 1, 2010