by Gypsyclit April 4, 2010
Get the Pixie ♥mug. makes you a whore
by bakugos tits July 1, 2020
Get the pixie stickmug. Basically just flavored sugar. Comes in many different colors.
Often known to give grade schoolers a sugar high. Middle schoolers ocassionally sniff pixiesticks through their nose, acting as if they are cool in doing so. This usually results in a horrible headache.
Often known to give grade schoolers a sugar high. Middle schoolers ocassionally sniff pixiesticks through their nose, acting as if they are cool in doing so. This usually results in a horrible headache.
by TealDude4 February 28, 2005
Get the pixie sticksmug. by KmoneyEdubb July 14, 2009
Get the Pixie Nomemug. by Skae310 December 3, 2010
Get the pixie virginmug. The nurse who possesses the magical fairy dust that’s powerful enough to make a woman delivery vaginally when it seems as though a c-section is her only fate.
by L&D’s big cock April 5, 2022
Get the Pussy Pixiemug. 1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.
3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"
Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
Get the tissue pixiesmug.