Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016

Piñata Time

The hanging or strangaling of an Hispanic (Preferably Mexican)

Chicana: ¿Puedo obtener un número 5 con polla extra?

Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!

Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-

Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!

by Snhstndff June 8, 2017

play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.

Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.

by CrankHill March 17, 2021

Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.

"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"

by alabamapinata March 21, 2024

French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.

French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.

by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024

Taco Piñata

A tace piñata has candy on the inside

Big regret, never busted a taco piñata

by RtMeier June 30, 2024