Flocka-phobia

The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.

hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH

person: true true

by FAILmail5000 June 12, 2011

Elijah phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(lil phag)
Twitters faggot

bro,i got the Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.

Choad Phobia

by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

luposlipo phobia

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)

by Vikt3r May 24, 2006

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009