hold-a-phobia

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.

Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.

by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009

Flocka-phobia

The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.

hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH

person: true true

by FAILmail5000 June 12, 2011

Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.

Choad Phobia

by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

luposlipo phobia

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)

by Vikt3r May 24, 2006

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009