Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023

Perpetual

Going in forever

This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours

by Yeetus tha September 28, 2021

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Perpetual Roach

In the act of re-rolling used joint/blunt roaches, there is always that one roach that has been re-rolled over and over again. Hence a perpetual roach.

Hey man, doesn't that perpetual roach blunt taste like crap? I've seen you use the same roach 7 times now.

by Murphy1234asdf March 12, 2021

Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.

We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.

by BonBon1987 August 8, 2021

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

perpetual motion squad

The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.

For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.

by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017