Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.
Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
Get the Perpetual Private mug.A condition that affects 1 in 20 college students in which no matter how much older they get, they will always be a freshman.
Student 1: I talked to that senior Dave.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
Student 2: Dave? He's a freshman dude.
Student 1: Isn't he 21?
Student 2: Yeah but he has PFS, also known as Perpetual Freshman Syndrome. He'll always be a freshman.
by Rytic June 15, 2013
Get the Perpetual Freshman Syndrome mug.It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.
by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023
Get the Perpetual cornage mug.Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
by munkieflu March 17, 2014
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Life is hell.
The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.
Life is hell.
The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.
Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE
Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...
Nae Nae Guy: :(
Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...
Nae Nae Guy: :(
by ICan'tStopPostingCringeOnMain January 18, 2022
Get the perpetual nae nae syndrome mug.The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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