perpetual asshole

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

perpetual motion squad

The team name from The Big Bang Theory. According to Howard Wolowitz, it is beyond the law of physics and, plus, a little heads for the ladies because they can go all night.

For an awesome team name, we should be the perpetual motion squad or pms for short.

by Wolowizard23 June 19, 2017

perpetual nae nae syndrome

You can only nae nae. Their is no end to the nae nae.

Life is hell.

The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.

Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE

Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...

Nae Nae Guy: :(

by ICan'tStopPostingCringeOnMain January 18, 2022

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023

Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.

Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers

by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012

Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.

Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

by baconspanker March 30, 2015