chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 26, 2009

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Penduluming

The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.

Hey Mary wanna ask your sister to do some penduluming

by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021

Sticky Pendulum

When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.

*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.

by WindyStick December 3, 2014

meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

pendulum effect

When a man maintains a fast pace of thrusting while having sex with a woman in the Doggystle position so as the man`s balls are swinging forward and knocking against the woman's clitoris making her orgasm even faster.

Normally it takes Heather a long time to come but last night was much faster because she was induced by the pendulum effect.

by OdinSaysFold November 15, 2013

pudendum pendulum

-When a woman's labias flap back and forth when she walks around naked.
-An extremely protruding version of meat curtains.

ex. Bro 1: "Bro, you see the lips on her?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, that was horrifying. She's got a pudendum pendulum"

Bro 1:"They just flop around slapping her thighs" *Bro 1 shudders at the thought*

by Gundarrgh October 1, 2013