an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 26, 2009
when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021
A big dick that's sharp
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.
by WindyStick December 03, 2014
by Devils Pendulum February 22, 2024
by Devils Pendulum March 04, 2024