pumpernickeled

pooped/tired

man i've had such a long dat i'm pumpernickeled

by hel10 June 11, 2017

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pumphernickel

Pumphernickel: hit on the girl working at the bakery. By using her profession as a pick up line and it works.

You know baby after you cook it in the bakery all day.im ready to make my own pumphernickel

by Wirthman86 August 19, 2018

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the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023

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Serbian Pumpersnickel

A Serbian pumpersnickel is a sexual technique that originated in of course Serbia. It is performed through the female allowing her vagina to be chewed by the male until blood is drawn, which he then uses as lubricant to retrieve a cashew nut from the anus of the female using only his penis.

Last night me and my girlfriend gave the Serbian pumpersnickel a try

by Brandon01235 July 25, 2021

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