bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

disney protocol

The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .

When you're stressed follow the Disney Protocol

by Let's talk about the universe August 24, 2017

Protocol 49

It's the most powerful protocol in Minecraft, and Herobrine's favorite tool against Undoomed.

Undoomed: I'm untouchable!

Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)

by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019

Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities

Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol

by Wdzy August 9, 2019

Protocol "YOLO"

Protocol "YOLO" Started as an inside joke on a Youtube Livestream from "TheRealCaw", Here after referenced as "Caw". Caw pledged to add Protocol "YOLO" to the NSA's security levels if he ever becomes president.
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"

"Activate protocol "YOLO""~POTUS
"Yes mister President"~Head of NSA

by Flygon420 June 12, 2017

Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020