Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by nine February 18, 2004

pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).

Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008

pressed sausage

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G

Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!

by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005

Pressed for juice

1. When someone is thirsty for drama to the point that they make the drama

2. When someone simply is aggravated over something trivial and they make it a bigger deal than it actually is

Girl 1: did you hear what Lizzie said to Anna yesterday? She called her a whore and started a fist fight with her over the phone because Anna saying she doesn’t think Georgie is hot enough to be prom queen.
Girl 2: oh she is so pressed for juice to get so riled up for that.

by Datzabbadabbado March 8, 2019

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008

PRESSED CORN STARCH BRICK

CORN STARCH IS PRESSED IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS OR BY HAND THEN HEATED TO FORM A SOLID BRICK OF HARD CORN STARCH, TAPIOCA STARCH, ARROW ROOT STARCH, KUDZU ROOT STARCH. KANDY KORN STARCH IS THE BEST CORN STARCH TO USE FOR THIS METHOD.

I MADE A PRESSED CORN STARCH BRICK TODAY WITH MY BANANA PUDDING KANDY KORN STARCH.

by KANDY KORN STARCH February 21, 2022

pressed ham and eggs

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008