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the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.

if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.

if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.
your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life
by howard June 24, 2004
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Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid
woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!
by hippiechick13 April 18, 2010
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PMS

A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar
'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'

'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*
by DDD May 13, 2004
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The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag
Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t
by king blue June 18, 2011
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Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.
Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!

Other guy: I see you have PMS.
by JordanMn July 4, 2008
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PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)
by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004
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pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs
by max December 4, 2004
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