phuck tag

Similar to phone tag, but with sex. When two people want to get on each other, but every time one person is single, the other is not.

She broke up with her boyfriend, but I was still married. Now that I'm divorced, she has another boyfriend. I have been playing phuck tag with her my entire life.

by weaponofchoice January 12, 2010

azz phucked

A more censor-friendly version of the term ass-fucked, delivered with style. To be azz phucked sucks, but to azz phuck is awesome

Phil: Damn we got azz phucked

by Hott Nickelz January 28, 2010

Phone Phuck

The general term for when you call someone and they will not take the call, busy signal all the time, never can come to the phone etc.

Pete wouldn't talk to me on the phone and I know I'm getting a phone phuck.

by Steve52 February 22, 2010

monkey phuck

WHEN YUO HAVE SECKS WITH A MUNKEY and you love it

daniel is monkey frucking

by butts uncle November 25, 2003

Lord Phuck Boy

When a Phuck Boy is gifted a plot of land in Scotland , Lord or lady can be added to there name . Becoming Lord Phuck Boy .

U may now call me Lord Phuck Boy .

by Lord Phuck Boy April 24, 2023

P P A PHUCK OUTTA HERE

The most precise word in rejecting the "PPAP" meme.

" IF YOU PLAY THIS SONG ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GET THE P P A PHUCK OUTTA HERE.

by Toon_Lenk March 18, 2017

Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes

is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D

god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha

by bubbleZZZZZZZZZ September 3, 2011