hold-a-phobia

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.

Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.

by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009

Flocka-phobia

The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.

hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH

person: true true

by FAILmail5000 June 12, 2011

Bus phobia

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed

Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.

by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023

Elijah phobia

the fear of Elijah Daniel(lil phag)
Twitters faggot

bro,i got the Elijah phobia

by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

luposlipo phobia

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)

by Vikt3r May 24, 2006

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009