Willow Palin

to become a rich kid cliche: forming secret societies, drinking underage, smoking pot, talking trash (esp on Facebook), feeling a sense of entitlement just because your family has (new) money.

The cops came and busted up the loud crazy party at the Martha's Vineyard beach house. They rounded up a bunch of Willow Palins.

by LTLF November 20, 2010

Palin

Failure to cogently respond to a direct question via unfocused circumlocution.

Being ignorant of the subject, the student unconvincingly palined when called upon in class.

by Rufus The Dumb Dog January 15, 2009

palin

To lie pointlessly and repeatedly. Also: to knowingly claim you were on the side of the issue you weren't.

"I said, 'Thanks but no thanks,' to Congress for the Bridge to Nowhere," Gov. Palin palined.

by NeoSapien October 26, 2008

Paleobestiality

Affinity to sexual relations with creatures long since extinct.

I was initially turned on to paleobestiality by a steamy encounter with my pet velociraptor.

by The Archeologists of Young November 7, 2009

Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Bristol Palin

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.

Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."

by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010

Paleocord

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020