paintballing

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.

Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.

by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

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Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.

Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!

by Madmann October 10, 2005

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paintball marker

Despite what most airsoft players think, the shiny/fruity markers are made specifically for speedball or airball. There are mil-sim gun in production that are designed for scenarios and woodsball. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen an upgraded A5.

Luxe paintball marker=shiny.
A-5A2= Mil-sim

by paintsoft. January 19, 2009

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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

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