Lazy lag

The disruption in the circadian rhythm that stems from doing nothing because of extended isolation and social distancing. This causes a distortion in the body's ability to adapt to its usual schedule.

Yinka: why are you still up at 2am
Jibs: I'm lazy lagged

by Yakesbaba April 06, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.

Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.

by Duluth Kan Jam June 04, 2018

lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.

Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.

by colts>saints February 21, 2010

Lazy Prospector

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

by J Tom B October 12, 2006

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018