A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014
The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.
Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.
by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 03, 2020
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 03, 2019
Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.
by Bifeanor May 30, 2022
Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease
by sptk November 08, 2007
A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 04, 2010