text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.
by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014
mugGet the text offendermug.

Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.
Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.
by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020
mugGet the Brex offendermug.

offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.
Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.
by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018
mugGet the offended cuntmug.

six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.
Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.
by Bifeanor May 30, 2022
mugGet the six offendermug.

Sex offender

Sarry the sex offender slept with 10 chicks today already
by Skitz cunt February 29, 2020
mugGet the Sex offendermug.

nob offender

Another ridiculous creation from The Rogue. Can be used for both sexes, and is usually taken to mean a cocktease
"I wasted half the night talking to that Nob Offender, only to find out she has a boyfriend, mate"
by sptk December 1, 2007
mugGet the nob offendermug.

Share this definition