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Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018
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nocturnal knights

The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.

Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG
by Dalkota March 13, 2020
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Nocturnal Shopping™

Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
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Nocturnal

When your awake during the night and sleeping during the day.
"Damn - why is Olivia always crying on the floor eating Fruity pebbles at 4am but always sleeping during her exams?"

"Idk man, maybe she's NOCTURNAL!"
by i_love_my_hommie_jesus June 11, 2018
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Shade Nocturne

A grumpy dragon YouTuber, that likes ranting (reviewing) mostly bad but sometimes decent movies
by RacketyKnight October 31, 2019
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Nocturnal

Oh man, Nocturnal says so many slurs!
by NocturnalWis July 7, 2021
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nocturnal lunch

The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.
Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.
by Ristafarian January 24, 2021
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