A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008
Get the Bromomug. dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 13, 2009
Get the Bromomug. by White African Boi August 11, 2019
Get the full bromomug. In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008
Get the Closet Bromomug. 5-Bromo-DMT (5-bromo-N,N-dimethyltryptamine), or 5-Br-DMT for short, is a derivative of DMT extracted from certain sea sponges.
by PsychedMF August 21, 2021
Get the 5-Bromo-DMTmug. noun - replaces "no homo" in a bro situation, commonly used as "totally bromo" when playing Call of Duty or in a daily bro's life.
by RealityKillz November 16, 2011
Get the Bromomug. by IateYourHamster November 1, 2020
Get the bromo sexualitymug.