I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Asshole next door mug.A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
Get the twink next door mug.A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
Get the Asshole next door mug.A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
Get the The Guy Next Door mug.The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022
Get the Dog next door mug.A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
Get the Asshole next door mug.A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
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