Boy/girl next door with a badge

A cop.

That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 2, 2020

The Kid Next Door

I skinny kid that's annoying, weird, and bitchy at the same time. Normally under the age of 14 unless they're a completely smooth skinned kid that has a buzz cut.

This kid is literally what I would describe as The Kid Next Door.

by AnExtremelyLargebeing January 7, 2021

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Dog next door

The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.

He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.

by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022