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Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace. Holding and releasing. The warm beads evenly spaced. The faint aroma. The matching earrings.
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pearl necklace 

When a guy cums all over a girls tits, the glistening droplets simulate the appearance of a pearl necklace around her neck. i.e. "I pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace."
i.e. "I pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace."
pearl necklace by Withnail February 5, 2004

pearl necklace 

the act of ejaculating semen onto your partner's neck, they then appear to be wearing something that resembles a pearl necklace.
"dude, i was like totally screwing this chick and she asked me to give her a pearl necklace"
pearl necklace by jiggamon January 15, 2003

cross necklace 

A friendly pulpit circle-jerk between nubile Catholic schoolboys.
After a less than spectacular performance at regionals, the choirboys clasped tight to their cross necklace.

Niggertooth Necklace 

Basically picture someone (any ethnicity) getting curb stomped. Traditional curb stomp none of this dropkick quick stomp business. Old fashioned teeth to the pavement foot to the cranium curb stomp. A niggertooth necklace is when you take the displaced teeth post-curbstomp and string them together to make a necklace to wear in commemoration of your victory.
You’ve heard of a shark tooth necklace?

Same concept but niggertooth necklace instead
Niggertooth Necklace by #notsoft January 17, 2018

Rusty Pearl Necklace 

To give someone a pearl necklace (ejaculate onto their chest/decolletage) and then urinate over the top of said necklace.
"Woah I'm so horny, can I give you a rusty pearl necklace?"

Pearl Necklace 

A man gives a woman a pearl necklace when he ejaculates on her chest, neck and shoulders as a result of him masturbating on her or thrusting between her breasts -- also known as tit-fucking. Giving her an actual pearl necklace will probably score you more brownie points.
Im gonna give you a pearl necklace
Later....
Oh its what ive always wanted wait NOOO