uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.

Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"

p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.

by flushing June 12, 2007

newb

A person who is not very good at the game they are playing. Often get Pwned by Kyle, well not often, they always do.

G: Dooooode u just pwned that newb.

by Kdizzy January 13, 2008

Newb

pronounced: ne-ew-buh
a derogatory word that means one who has the skill of a noob while having done a relatively large amount of something. incredibly stubborn, this degenerate sub-race of the human species thrives off of skilled others. they primarily troll in and around forums and online video-games

Starcraft tower deffence player 1: everyone should build their deffences like mine
SC TD player 2:that doesnt work newb, the enemies will just attack your photon cannons
SC TD P1(after match): you should have lissened to me, if you payyed attention, i didnt let any enemies through

by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009

Punin Newbs

Punishing Newbies

Punishing new comers on any gaming system ex:xbox live,play station.I was up all night punin newbs

by Balcos Boys November 20, 2009

Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).

John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.

by Omni5134385 July 15, 2013

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013