National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod April 21, 2018

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National Fuck A Caitlin Day

On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.

Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”

by Jonaathan April 18, 2019

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National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

by Zenna April 19, 2018

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on April 9th you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim, tomorrow its national fuck your friend day

by medium dick mike April 08, 2021

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Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!

National fuck your ex day June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

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Got a girlfriend? Go fuck em on this beautiful day!

by WillSmithBitches April 12, 2019

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January 7 is the national day for everyone to express their hatred for any known Kai.

“Gababa”
“Fuck you Kai, it’s National fuck you Kai day.”

by Nintenfrogs October 17, 2022

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