Tip the Narwhal

A sexual act in which the male tapes a paper cup face up on his forehead. The female then squats overhead and squirts into the cup. The male then tip the cup to where it spills all over the female's vagina. The male then licks the Juice of her pussy, and continues to Eat Out.

Mike: Dude, what happened, I thought we were supposed to watch the game last night?
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.

by Douglas Cooker September 27, 2011

bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013

Natty Narwhal

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

by Shamus the Chair Mender August 18, 2010

Narwhal Appreciation Day

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011

Nasty Narwhal

1.) The sickest, illest, nastiest gamer on Xbox Live.
2.) One who pwns newbs daily in games like Halo and Call of Duty

I just got pwned by Nasty Narwhal!

Nasty Narwhal rapes shitty newbs like me in COD!

by BionicNarwhal December 9, 2010

Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.

My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.

by Badonski June 11, 2012

San Francisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you really were making a San Francisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 5, 2022