November 5

National hit ander wehner in the balls day. We must all band up together.

Person- it’s November 5! I can finally hit ander wehner in da balls!
Nother person- woohoo!

by Blepblepblep November 4, 2019

November 5

Write your friends a letter on how much they mean to you

You: Dear yn, our friendship means the world to me and I’m so glad I met you
Friend: why are you sending me this

You: Because it’s November 5

by redroses0ses November 5, 2022

November 5

This is the day where girls ask out guys instead of guys asking girls out.

Girl 1: i like him so bad i want him to ask me out.
Girl 2: well its November 5th so you have to.
Girl 1: damn November 5th

by Pink drink November 4, 2021

5 November 2022

It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.

To Divvie and Maretha Esterhuizen. Married since 5 November 2022.

by The other floob November 8, 2021

November 5

Get your jewish friend to give you head

Only if they have brown hair and though

It’s November 5 get it

by Gamer boy 56789 November 4, 2021