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Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.
Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended
by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018
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go blow your dad

This phrase was coined by a bunch of crazies from south western Pa. in the early 80's. It was used to piss off whomever was in earshot... usually shouted at the top of your lungs in public places...
Sammy got tossed from the club for yelling "Go blow your dad".
by chazmataz December 2, 2004
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your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017
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your dad is a big nigga

When your fatherly figure is African American, and he's big
"your dad is a big nigga homes, I don't wanna get in no fight with him"
by AshkAhsss March 10, 2020
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Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.
Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.
Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.
Person 2: Just like your dad!
Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...
Person 2: Just like your dad...
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020
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Just like your dad

A type of insult used by many to convey the message the other person has, no dad. Even if it may be false.

Another use of this includes highlighting that something or someone is acting, like your dad.

It can be used basically anywhere at any time. Can be expanded into Just like your dad...hit you, bashed you, killed you.
Example 1:

Person 1: Hey dude. Where is Jeff?

Person 2: Idk man, he went missing a while ago...
Person 1: Just like your dad! :DD

Another Example:

Person 1: Dude, I'm going invis.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Really dude? You suck.

Person 2: Just like your dad!

Person 1: Frik you I'm leaving...

Person 2: Just like your dad...
by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ August 2, 2020
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i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad
Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!
by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023
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