white mystery

Cum, jizz, semen, etc. etc

I just ate a white air head and it reminded me of your white mystery

by Dean from Champaign April 14, 2007

Mystery Bag

A seemingly illicit substance, usually of a white and powdered composition or occasionally with a yellowish hue.

A mystery bag is usually found in a zip locked baggie during clean up following a rave, a chance but rather delightful encounter. More deliberate encounters may come from a Boom Boom partyboy in the fall out of a festival... Boom Boom will want to keep the party going through Monday.

Yo Brains, check out the mystery bag I just found. Think I got me some chaz to keep the party going, fancy a line?

Eh I'm not so sure about that Boom Boom, it looks a bit weird

Ah screw that Brains ya dry shite

Sniff sniff

Shit, feels like my face is falling off, what the hell was that?

Haha you clown Boom Boom, it's 2ci and the bus home is just about to leave, buckle up😉

by Mysteryb87 May 27, 2019

mystery nugget

Referring to an individual defecating and/or on one's self or others. May or may not be sexual. Also can have random occurrences, often fun to do at a water park with butt pirates. It is an insult to be dubbed a mystery nugget to African Americans. To be called a mystery nugget one should respond with a smile.

I haven't mystery nuggeted in a while

by Cool Kat and H Dawg May 28, 2010

Mystery Chum

A mixture of various hard alcohols mixed together, usually made by teenagers whos parents keep alot of half empty bottles around.

Usually sits in a car trunk or closet until the teenager is ready to get belligerent.

Trevor: "Dude I just made some mystery chum last night!"

Tony: "Sick! What's in it?"

Trevor: "Peach Schnapps, Gin and Tequilla!"

Tony: "Your one dirty fucker!"

by mysterchummaker September 6, 2009

mystery burns

the character mystery burns from renightmare

dawg. mystery burns is kinda fine

by xanner May 13, 2021

Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013