Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.

Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway

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Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other

“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”

by Flame crotch September 30, 2021

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A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.

Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”

by Nyknup September 17, 2025

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When you get aggressively robbed on Myrtle-Broadway area of Brooklyn, NY

Damn, homie got Chu-papi’d at Myrtle-beeswax.

by Dennessy July 10, 2023

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