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Musical.ly

A really stupid app on both Apple and Android where people lip-sync to your fave songs for followers. Some of the so-called "celebrities" on Musical.ly get paid for what they do.

Musers come in 4 categories:

The shirtless boys who roll their bellies and bite their lips
The 14 year old girls who wear 4 pounds of makeup and lip-sync songs about pussy
The 9 year olds who need a script cuz they can't memorize things
The dancers

Some famous musers include:
BabyAriel
Jacob Sartorious
Loren Beech
Hunter Rowland
Almost every viner
Almost all the dance moms girls
Omg BabyAriel hit 5 million followers on Musical.ly yesterday!
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Musical.ly

Makes every one cringe at you at once
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musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.
That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.
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musical tourette's

An artificial form of tourette syndrome in which the singing or speaking of a line from a song by one individual produces the spontaneous and not entirely voluntary singing or speaking of further lines of said song by another individual. This phenomenon is most often seen among people in good moods.
When you or your friends have musical tourette's, life is like a Broadway musical.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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Musicals

The literal best thing that ever happened to the planet.
Omg, musicals!
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Musical Shags.

Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.
Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!
by Nigel Fleming May 1, 2007
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musical no homo

When a person covering a song alters the gender pronouns to maintain that they are most definitely heterosexual
Girl singing Take Me to Church: My lovers got humour, he's a giggle at a funeral
Other person: Thats not the words?
Girl: But I had to do a musical no homo or EVERYONE will think I'm a LESBIAN
by EriniV October 22, 2015
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