muffin

Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

by Nicholas Bryan April 7, 2005

muffin

Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case.

Also described as ‘muffin top’

“Those pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

by Quislingite March 15, 2005

muffin

Young attractive woman working on a political campaign.

Jack! may have trouble with his last name, but he's got the best looking muffins on his campaign.

by ilk March 23, 2004

muffin

a word for some one very cute and sweet. only in my opinion btw.

he is my muffin

by strange February 20, 2004

muffin

someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

by Tom Bartlett June 26, 2006

muffin

A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day."

"I want your muffin."

by Miss S. Sirhan February 26, 2004

Muffin

A response to the question, "whats up" or "what are you doing" from someone who may or maynot be eating a muffin.

"What are you doing?"
"Muffin"

by boob April 25, 2004