by tobi99 January 9, 2019
When you meet a monica it will change your life forever, and it’s a big change. You love her at first but then you get super annoyed with her. She likes to hang out with a lot of guys even if she is in a relationship. She loves to lie and be devious. She will spread things about you even if it’s not true. The one thing a monica is prominent about is saying things behind your back. Overall Monica is a terrible human.
by tsm_merk April 21, 2019
Monica is a fat lazy bitch, says she goes to the gym but never does, will never get skinny and will always stay fat with a face full of bad acne, thinks she’s cute but isn’t, dates guys that don’t even live near her but live overseas and says they live near here but they don’t, she’s talk shit about everyone behind their backs.
Nevi “I’m scared she might sit on me and suffocate me”
Yoa “I know right”
Jas has “i don’t know why people like her”
Monica “hey guys”
*silence”
Yoa “I know right”
Jas has “i don’t know why people like her”
Monica “hey guys”
*silence”
by Kajajajaja May 31, 2020
A girl who is pretty but is a bitch. she makes fun of other people for being flat when she is fucking concave as all hell. she is constantly fishing for compliments and is a thirsty hoe. She is always telling you who you can and can't like and if you say something like mac n' cheese she will be like "OMG DONT SAY THAT" and she is constantly on snapchat saying how she is fat when in reality she is not. Monica is the kind of person who will hang out with all of the hot guys and never let anyone else talk to them. Monica is a hoe who will bend over for any hot guy she sees. Monica is a slut.
by slasher34 May 14, 2018
Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.
Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?
Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.
Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!
Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.
Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!
Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016
Latin derived from "One who has many men"
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men
Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous
Dope whore
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men
Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous
Dope whore
by The Mark Legend October 6, 2018