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Ghetto Mocha

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.
Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."
by RERS January 18, 2013
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ghetto mocha latte

Coffee mixed with a packet of hot chocolate.
This office has packets of Swiss Miss next to the coffee machine. Time for a ghetto mocha latte!
by Skyblacker December 18, 2019
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colin mochrie

colin mochrie is the funniest guy in the world he is from canada he has many movies such as the jane white which is an underground movie he appears on the show whose line is it anyway or WLiiA every night on ABC Family from 10-11 he is soooo stinkin funny he works very well with his friend ryan stiles who is very tall n is ofter refered 2 as the stick with a big nose, but i like his cool shoes colin claims that ryan is neither a friend or an evil arch enemy, but both ryan plays lewis on the drew carry show Colin put on a spandex-like mask once on the show during hats n i was rolling on the floor laughing hes really funny when he dances n whenever everyone on the show is laughing histerically n cant finish a song, its usually cuz colin said something stupid so even though colin claims its wrong 2 b laughing louder then ur audience, its ok 2 let it out every once in a while colin colins the coolest guy ever u may have seen him on tv as the snack fairy in his tutu o man hes funny i love colin
"If they didn’t have the bald jokes the poor sad little comedians wouldn’t have anything funny to say. I’m glad for any part I have in keeping my less talented friends working"-colin
by baldy March 29, 2005
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Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Orange Mocha Frappuccino is a beverage that was drank by four male models (including Derek) in the movie Zoolander before they were killed (not Derek) in a freak gasoline fight. It is actually available in Starbucks but is known as a Mocha Valencia.
by Charlie x Charles September 5, 2008
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Mocha Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
I farted and left mocha marks in my drawers.
by Monty Parrlo November 15, 2004
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White Mocha

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011
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mochicho

Something you say when you try to speak Spanish but somehow fail miserably.
Person1: Yo nesecito la computadora... mochicho.
Person2: ... You're really bad at this. You know that?
by Jim S. Moriarty December 4, 2016
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