Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision

A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"

by cobpotato January 11, 2020

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lil mister

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

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Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.

Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.

What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol

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Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 9, 2008

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Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!

by ddat2011 September 4, 2011

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