Mister Mosquito

A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.

Don't let Brian suck your dick, broh, he is a total Mister Mosquito.

by Megacheese69420 March 5, 2023

mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.

Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision

A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"

by cobpotato January 11, 2020

Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 9, 2008

Mister Rogers

A badass Ex. Navy Seal who had 54 confirmed kills in Vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the Seals. He could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. When he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was "Mister Rogers Neighborhood."

Mister Rogers could kick Chuck Norris and Rambos ass at the same time!

by ddat2011 September 4, 2011

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD

Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 5, 2008