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mississippi caterpillar

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.
Oooh shit! You've got a Mississippi Caterpillar on your shoulder!
by Jonny Longballs April 14, 2009
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Mississippi Whisper

While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.
Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.
by mayfnutter July 5, 2020
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Mississippi Riverboat

Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"
Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!
by Crablouse April 21, 2009
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Mississippi Twister

A drink concoction often containing alchohol or a mix of soda that is secretly stirred with a penis and then given to an unsuspecting victim.
Man, that's gonna hit him like a Mississippi Twister.
by Murdah Sammich March 14, 2009
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mississippi dandy

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......
yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister
by friend of friends March 23, 2003
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mississippi wheelchair

The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.
" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"
by rmd2312 June 8, 2016
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Mississippi Hippie

Mississippi is the “hospitality state” and their #1 industry is agriculture. So many Mississippians are extremely friendly (thinks of others before themselves) and are very country.
She knows how to work cattle, hunt, smokes pot, and is socially liberal.... definitely a Mississippi Hippie.
by outlawshiit July 7, 2020
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