Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military

Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.

by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

military weeb

A person who is in the military, but also enjoys watching anime.

Military weeb: a daily process of shooting guns and watching gundam.

by Mad-perspective July 8, 2018

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

military buff

Someone who won’t stop talking about military’s around the world and all ways thinks about hypothetical wars . They also want to serve in their country’s military or the best one

Person 1 : did you know that Brazil has over 300k troops and Canada only has 42k

Person 2 : bro I get it your a military buff

by Ffjfdjkidsj March 14, 2021

Scar Military

They are an Xbox Gta 5 crew that recruits crew hoppers, LBGTs, jet glitchers, and hackers. They kill and hack into players Gta profile for no absolute reason.

Have you heard of Scar Military? Im sorry, Scar Faggotary.

by KKK member who shits on others December 2, 2016

McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.

Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important

by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012