When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
Get the midnight strangermug. Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
Get the Midnight Monorailmug. Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008
Get the Midnight Landscapermug. The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
by TittyCream November 6, 2012
Get the Midnight Tokingmug. The male penis engaged in the act of sexual congress late at night or in the early hours of the morning.
1. "Once everyone had gone to sleep I asked her if she wanted a midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
2. "She was begging me to administer the midnight sausage."
by Bweahns May 31, 2009
Get the midnight sausagemug. 1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
by Phil Conners October 13, 2011
Get the Midnight Sneezemug. by kstan34 May 29, 2010
Get the midnight dewdropmug.