When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.
by Kp1336 November 23, 2016
Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor July 11, 2008
Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.
by Twink13 March 29, 2009
Cross house delicacy. Combination of naturday, vinegar, and nyquil. You will forget your entire week.
by Wade from the cross house October 02, 2019
by kstan34 May 29, 2010
The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
by TittyCream November 06, 2012
1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
by Phil Conners October 14, 2011