Going to Mexico

Absurdly popular expression among car Youtubers who drag race on streets (do pulls). The myth is that mexican roads are not regulated by police, so you can go as fast as you want without being pulled over. When drivers want to race on regular roads and film themselves, they say they're "Going to Mexico" so that no cop can use the vid as evidence of speeding. Apparently, this prevents them from the evidence being used against them.

"GUYS I GOT THIS NEW VAPID BULIT WITH QUAD TURBO SWAP, TRIPLE SUPERCHARGERS AND A CARBON FIBER PULLEY WE'RE GONNA RACE IT AGAINST MY FRIEND'S SHIVIQ SRT BIG TURBINO. GOING TO MEXICO, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE WE'RE ALMOST AT 10 SUBS"

by HellaSweetGroyper April 29, 2022

Ron Mexico Experience

Finding out that your partner just gave you the herp (or any other std).

Bill: Dude, I just had a Ron Mexico experience last night.
Ted: What happened?
Bill: I tried pranking Virginia with an alaskan snow dragon but she just swallowed and said "I've got it too."

by Pure JD May 5, 2005

mexifornia

Nickname for the U.S state of California because of the heavy Mexican influence especially in Southern California.

Mexifornia es muy bueno

by Jersey Kid May 3, 2008

Meximart

A small market run by mexicans and/or other foreigners. It is typically a small, locally owned business that looks like a gas station, but doesn't sell gas. They sell beer, cigs, pipes, cigarillos, scales, snacks, questionable foreign foods, and all the fake drugs you could possibly want.

Lets go to the Meximart by the Mapco and get some of that new molly plant food and we can pick up some of that fake coke while we're at it.

by bigboobz90 December 8, 2010

Mexico

A term referring to the Place where skids are ripped in the Aussie car scene

Darren: Fuck cunt it’s a wet one innit.

Pablo: yeah it’s fully smackaz

Pablo: grab your bally c’s and we’ll fully rip this shit down in Mexico

The boys: fucking oath brah

by Sick lad Pablo December 7, 2022

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

University of New Mexico

Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.

I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.

by Chacciii August 28, 2010