Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
by NimueLove November 09, 2018
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Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.
The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.
by T-Rav. June 10, 2006
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Going mermaid

When a woman decides not to speak just to see how long it takes before someone notice that she has said nothing
I'm going mermaid, he never stopped to let me speak anyway so I keep my mouth shut.
by Sugar-E September 24, 2017
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Mermaid Pussy

Pussy that's always wet and turned on ready to go.
I just have to kiss my girl and she gets mermaid pussy.
by Missthe90s December 29, 2014
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Mermaid Melody

A japanese anime based on singing mermaid princesses who can turn into humans with magic pearls that turn into microphones livng in a city by the beach. It starts with Luchia, the pink pearl princess. She then finds Hanon, the aquamarine pearl princess, and so on. Their enemies are the dark lovers. They work for a man named Gaito, who looks strangely similar to Kaito, Luchia's crush. Some can control elements, and others can cause strange weather. After a while, the show introduces the Black Beauty Sisters, Sheshe and Mimi, who can sing also. Luchia, Hanon, and their new companion, Lina, get new songs through out the series by Aqua Regina, the Goddess of the Sea. In the end, Gaito's castle falls to an abyss at the bottom of the sea, followed by Gaito and the Dark Lovers. Sadly, there is no english version of this.
The new Mermaid Melody episode is coming on soon. I can't wait!
by Red|Pearl|Princess April 12, 2011
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Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
by Toot n' Turd July 23, 2012
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mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.
Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.
by sc00b July 19, 2009
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