Melotraumatic

When a person has a horrible experience/injury and either talks about it over and over again or blames all of his/her faults on it for months after it happened. Either way, he/she makes way too big a deal out of the traumatic experience.

Man 1: I swear, I feel bad for that girl who had a nasty concussion after that car accident, but now, every time she loses her temper, she just blames that accident for it.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.

Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.

by balladofthedarkangel May 6, 2011

Melosexual

One whom sexual preference is drastically affected by music.

John is usually really drab but turn on some John Lennon and he turns melosexual.

by Magya_ January 14, 2021

crate of melons

A girl which another generation may have called stacked.

See also buxom, voluptuous.

Source: Peter DeVries /Slouching Towards Kalamazoo/

Hey check that girl over there; she's a real crate of melons.

by ThePants June 1, 2005

Melos

Stands for man eating lump of shit.

"You melos!"

by Drainer April 30, 2003

cucumber melons

titty fucking

look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons

by marine21 May 14, 2003

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch September 29, 2005

Melosexual

a sexuality for people in love with Lorde

Oh my God! Lorde just posted a photo and I think I'm melosexual now!

by cowboydubstep June 14, 2018