malasi

malasi is a great cat. he is a very shy cat, but at the same time he adapts to his enviroment really fast. he bites anyone's hair all the time and always wants wet food. hes a very loving husband as well. he hates any humans but at the same time he loves us. you're lucky if u have a malasi, you'll always be happy, or not.

omg did u see malasi? hes so shy

by haleelaaaaaaaa December 21, 2020

mississippi measurement

The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.

The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."

by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015

Lundie Measure

A Lundie Measure is an massive measure of grain based spirit such as gin or vodka. It is achieved by appearing to pour the spirit into a measure but ensuring that half the spirit is pouring straight into the glass. The excess is hidden by a mixer or ice.

Sally looks stressed, I’ll pour her a Lundie Measure.

by Piersyboy April 1, 2020

stealth measuring

exploiting mechanics to measure distances in a table top war game where one is not allowed to check distances freely

We said no stealth measuring! If you want to measure before every action go play 10th Edition!

by IamMeWasTaken April 2, 2023

inside leg measurement

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.

What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?

by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014

standard underscoah measurement system

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

by Apple Byter February 20, 2020

Jerry Meals

Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!

1. To completely fuck something up.

2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.

Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!

Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.

by LetsGoBucs13 July 27, 2011