meathead science

Science made up by a bunch of meatheads in a trashy, piece of shit gym in a basement.

1: Did you know that if you lick your sweat off your skin it will raise testosterone, there raise your strength?
2: shut the fuck up you meat head.

2: you just made up that meathead science.

by meathead hatah April 2, 2011

Meathead moment

1. To perform an action that others would consider unwise or illogical.

i.e. I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

I had a meathead moment when I ran that red light and got pulled over by that cop.

That brain fart you had was a meathead moment.

by Papachopchop February 27, 2010

Meathead Moo-Hard

A large, boisterous, round, angry, impoverished degenerate purchasing meat products with food stamps at a truck stop while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I wanted to spice up my nachos but some meathead moo-hard snatched up all the onions from the condiment bar.

by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017

Hamilton Meathead

The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.

Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!

Should we tell him?
Nah!

by M. Peaches November 9, 2020

mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it

That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead

by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017

mini meathead

any male who is either a current or former wrestler or a person who is very muscular aka swole, jacked, ripped, buff, etc. and has a tendency to say or do dumb stuff but this person must be pint sized the tallest u can be to fit mini meathead status is 5 feet 8 inches tall

matt, christian, andy are watching tv:

matt: u guys wanna split a dirty thirty and shotgun every beer

andy: u have significant issues

christian: ur such a mini meathead

by 815 bda holla February 27, 2008

Miami Meathead

Those rich tan, muscular men who hang around the Miami bars, luring in the equally overly sun exposed women of the area. these meatheads can usually be found sporting a rolex and awful haircut.

Christina was itching to escape the wrath of one of the most notorious Miami Meatheads- Joey.

by ChrstinaSailer July 23, 2010