Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 14, 2008

Purple Meat Curtain

The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia

Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?

by Jymmetry November 07, 2016

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 30, 2021

Meat curtains

Saggy vagina lips

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7

by Batman vision dark mode May 01, 2021

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 05, 2018

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024