Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008

Purple Meat Curtain

The term used to describe a woman's flappy, discolored labia

Jesus Christ dude - did you see the purple meat curtain on that broad?

by Jymmetry November 7, 2016

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

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by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

Meat Curtains

Very large pussy flaps

She's got some fat ass meat curtains

by Italic February 5, 2018

Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.

Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023